!!GLOWING ENDORSEMENTS!!
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| "It's okay if you vote for daddy, Satan, but I'll do a much better job for Him than Trump!!" |
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| "It's okay if you voted for me. I have been approved to do my Master's bidding, but it would be really great if we could get the big guy in there!!" |
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| "I can hardly wait to get back to my comfort zone and I couldn't think of a better replacement. And just think, we would be guaranteed at least 1,000 years of really great fun!!!" |
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| Wake up Jersey! Everybody from Jersey gets to vote twice!! |
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| We've got it all planned! Lots of busses and fake, American ID's for voting day! So be sure to show up Canada!!! |
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| "And he's really smart too!" |
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| WE WILL KNOW WHO YOU VOTED FOR |