Be ready for the election party! Everyone is invited! Even all the other candidates will be there for a special celebrity roast!!! So don't miss it folks!

OOPS!! Looks like another four years of working behind the scenes.

!!GLOWING ENDORSEMENTS!!

"It's okay if you vote for daddy, Satan, but I'll do a much better job for Him than Trump!!"

"It's okay if you voted for me. I have been approved to do my Master's bidding, but it would be really great if we could get the big guy in there!!"

"I can hardly wait to get back to my comfort zone and I couldn't think of a better replacement. And just think, we would be guaranteed at least 1,000 years of really great fun!!!"

Wake up Jersey! Everybody from Jersey gets to vote twice!!

We've got it all planned! Lots of busses and fake, American ID's for voting day! So be sure to show up Canada!!!

"And he's really smart too!"

WE WILL KNOW WHO YOU VOTED FOR